Anne: Bitty stinkster.
me: "When I was but a youngster?"
Peter: Mommy, I don't remember, do donkeys have one leg or four?
me: What a ridiculous Anne! Peter, where did we even get such a ridiculous Anne?
Peter: Wegmans doesn't sell good Annes; we shouldn't shop there again.
me: Mrs. O'Leary, how did this fire start?
Peter: The cow kicked the lantern over. I'm going to make her into beef and eat her so it doesn't happen again.
Anne: Daddy, how many points me?
A: How many points Peter?
A: How many points Daddy?
A: Wow and wow.
Peter: Oh no, Mommy! I hear the Grinch! He's coming to steal Ordinary Time!
Peter: I miss Hawaii.
me: How can you miss Hawaii? You've never been there, silly goose!
Peter: Yes we did, we went in the summer.
Jeremy: It is warm there, like summer, but we've never been.
Peter, confused now: Where did we go with Grams and Papa? In the summer?
me: To Wisconsin?
Peter: Yeah, Wisconsin. That's what I meant.