me: Yuk yuk yuk.
Peter: Why did you say yuck?!
me: That's another way to laugh.
Peter: ... Clean clean clean!
"It's OK Mommy, you can kiss my hand when I'm on the toilet."
"Grandma, do you know any songs about gasoline?"
"No, do you?"
"Oh, will you sing it for me?"
Parody of an Easter song: "Gasoline is risen today, alleluia!"
On getting the back of his leg wet: "Mommy, my legpit is wet now."
And a video of Peter entertaining his sister: