-1-I lost all track of time debating how to spend my Barnes & Noble gift cards from Christmas. So instead of anything thought-provoking, tonight you get seven VERY quick takes from life with a toddler. Hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
-2-Hm, Mommy drinking Daddy's water? That's an abomination!
-3-"I said the donkey, shaggy and brown, I carried His mother uphill and down. I carried her safely to Bethlehem town - "
Mommy, I will carry you safely to Bethlehem town some time.
-4-Then ONE time, when Jesus came of his mother's womb, for five minutes, he said, "John the Bapnist! Put these towels away!"
-5-*laughing so hard he makes no noise* Mommy! That was funny and with no laughs!
-6-You never know what a buffalo will say.
-7-(a Peter-original parody of "Peaches")
"Move into the country, gonna eat a lot of milk... Milk comes from a, milk container!" How was that song?
That was a good song!
*disappointed* But it had milk in it.