me: I'm excited about these Tums. Maybe I can actually sleep tonight!
Peter, from the back seat: No, Mommy. No sleep.
me: I can't sleep?
Peter: It's a lie.
(He was right. He woke me up three times.)
Peter: Be gag!
(later) Peter: Be gag, little gag!
*drops spoon on floor* Now look what you did! You did... shut fridge door annnnd eat banana annnnd make tea annnnnd... go to bed!
Mommy, love you face. Love you nose. Love you eyes. Eyebrows?! How can that be?!!
Baby Jesus and Mary and Jof-, Josus, Jofus... and Mary's friend.